Lil First Base

i bE a Dog. U fOLLoW MeH an LeARn AbOUt WhAT I liKe tO dO. Or NOt (iF U ARe A BiSh)

Ask me anything

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SiLENt niGht,
PAiNfUL niGht,
i mUS mAUL,
DEr biSh tEwNiGHt.

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SHe MaDe ME waLK aLL o’r dEr gObDanG pLaCe,
SEw nOw i yAm gON biTe oFf dER biSh fACe.

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SLEep wiF oNe EyE ooO-Pen biiii-iSH
SLEep wiF oNe EyE oPen biSH

BuY / seLL / hOLd biShES!!

DiS bE sTResSfUL woRk, mUs nAp fEr a biT. REcHArGe eNErGy tEw mAUL biSh LAtEr fEr tAkiNg mEh oN diS dEaTH mArCh!!

FLash dEr bAck gooD fRidAy!

meH LFB bEH fLashiN bAck tEw… YeSterdaY!

eVen tHo dEr teMp wUZ leSS deN spriNgy meh LFb hAd dEr springtaStic grEAT timE aT diS bEEUTiFUL pLace maH beSs biSh droVe mEh tEw: stAmfoRd coVe beAch! IT wernt juSt meH en hEr. ALsEW wiD uS bEH bb dAd wHo I cALL grAmpa beSs biSh sTefnAY.

diS yeSterdaY triP bEH amAzebeAchbALLz! DEr wAter seW prEtty eN taSty sALty. dEr birDs bEH sEw freNdLy eN lonG leGGed…

i cAiNt waiT fEr fuTuRe fridAy whEn we go traVLin hEre agiN en I kEn juMp in diS waTer! (riTe noW dEr wAter bEH sEw coLd dAt iF I juMped in , i’d frEeZe mAh, iF I hAd dem, amaZebeAchbaLLz rite oFF).

hELLo fRENS, i HOpE yEw aRe enJoyiN diS LoVELy sPriNg daY!!

GOnNA gO tHERAPiZe dEr cHiLDrEn. THERaPiZE dEm bY LeTtiNg dEm fEEd mEh tReaTs aNd pEt Meh. 

BEiN aN oFfiSHuL tHErApY dAg iS SEw hARd!!

GOnNA gO tHERAPiZe dEr cHiLDrEn. THERaPiZE dEm bY LeTtiNg dEm fEEd mEh tReaTs aNd pEt Meh.

BEiN aN oFfiSHuL tHErApY dAg iS SEw hARd!!

iT bEh niCer out buT meH LFB stiLL waNNa LOunGE aBoUT oN dER beD eN dER cOucH cuZ iT bEH …..

taLk tEW dER haNd TEWSDAY !!!!!!


SnaP sNaP sNaP sNap!

…….uH whyT daT cRinkiLin baG sOuN?

CruDzOInKsarOO….

LiVEr trEat hYpnOsis bEH sTRikin aGin. CaiNt ResisT… DER liVrr trEaTs… MusS…gggeT…. Up….


SEE ya oN dEr oUTdErsiDE biSHes.

mOnddaY maNtRa:

MEh aiNT gOiN oUTdErsiDE bISh
MEh aiNT gOiN oUTdErsiDE bISh
MEh aiNT gOiN oUTdErsiDE bISh
MEh aiNT gOiN oUTdErsiDE bISh
MEh aiNT gOiN oUTdErsiDE bISh

(DEn sUmThiN haPPen - a soRter tuRkeY treAt hypNosiS cuz sumhow dER maNtra stoppEd werKin eN I finD mEHsELF oUtDErsiDE )

MEh aiNt WALKIN oUtDErsiDE biSH
MEh aiNt wALkin oUtDErsiDE biSH
MEh aiNt wALkin oUtDErsiDE biSH
Meh aiNt wALkin oUtDErsiDE biSH

eN I didNt! (FEr dEr moSt parT anyWays)

stAyed tuneD fEr taLk tEW dER haNd tewSdaY

FREnZ!

I KnO ah PlaCE tEW gO!

DOWN dER TOWN

DaS wheRE beSs biSH sHE liVE

DoWNtOWn!

DaT wHER I sEE dER NIP

DOwNtOWN

Down dER tOwN tHIns will be grEAT when yER
Downtown, don wait dER minute more
Downtown, everYtHIn bEH waiting feR yEW
Downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown…🎶🎶🎶

fREnz dOwN dER toWN wid beSs bISh sTefnAY bEH veeRRY a Lot I wALkin. SHE gHosTbUst maH aSS wiD wALkin waLkin waLkin. buT nO miNd cUz….. I bEH DOWNdeR TOWN. everYtHIN bEH waiTin fER mEh🎶🎶 (likE snaX)


HaVE dER gReaT sPrINgy weeKenD yaLL!