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i bE a Dog. U fOLLoW MeH an LeARn AbOUt WhAT I liKe tO dO. Or NOt (iF U ARe A BiSh)

Ask me anything

FReNz!

DiS pAsst weeK dEr hAs bEen quiTe uh fEw inquiRieS as tEw iF dEr top pHoto fRUm humansofnewyork bEH mEh! LFB!

FReNz whiLe dEr bEH meNNy similAritieS beTween mEh LFB eN dEr top pHoto buLLdAWg. DEr bEH onE SPECIFIC diFfErence.

I BEH UH GIRL !!!!!!!!

ALSew. MeH LFB wULd neVer puLL forWaRd.

IT wuLda beeN aWesUM iF daT werE meH thO. CePt fER thE haVin dER peNis paRt.

OMG!!!!! iT BEH maH beSs biSH of aLL deR besS biShes BIRFDAY!!!!!

seW glaD maH BBSTEFNAY beH boRn sEw She cAN spEnd timE wiD MEH!   
XOXOXOXOX i lOv chEw BisH!!!!!!!!!
regainingmymoxy

OMG!!!!! iT BEH maH beSs biSH of aLL deR besS biShes BIRFDAY!!!!!

seW glaD maH BBSTEFNAY beH boRn sEw She cAN spEnd timE wiD MEH!   

XOXOXOXOX i lOv chEw BisH!!!!!!!!!

regainingmymoxy

BiShes meH LFB haTe whUt i LFBEh aboUt tEW type…. HEre it goeS…

MonDAy biSHes, moaNdaY.

ACtuaLLy noT suRe wHy i hAte dEr moaNdaY cUz it aiNt liKe I gOTtEr weRK liKe yeW humAnZ. I gueSs it bEH beCaUse I likE whEn dEr humAnZ aRe aRoun eN tAkeN naPs wiD meH eN sitCh. ANd NOT wHen dEy coM in oNLy teW waKe meH eN maKe meH waLk!

DEr I saiD it! SoRry biShes fEr broKen dEr reCord. MoaNdaY sHuLd bEH soRry tEW cuZ it alwAys be hEre every wEeK! NeVer skiPpiN - moaNdaY beH dEr oppoSite o broKen recoRd - ugh conFuziN mEHsELF. IT bEH oNe eN noT bEH aT dEr saMe timE.

DEaR fReNS! PLeAse hELp a biSh wiN a CoNTesT. 

Go tEw henrilefrenchie on Instagram aNd “LiKe” nuMBer 43!!!

NuMBer 43 iS mEh - L F B! 

If WE wiN (haVe to get uP to nExt rOuNd aND tHeN wiN), biSh wiLL gET a BOw fER mEH tEW wEAr aN biSh abOUt oN hERe. 

SeW hELp mEh mAkE fUn oF mEh aNd pLEase gO anD vOTe. VoTing cLOsEs tOMorrow!

Go to HENRILEFRENCHIE on Instagram and “like” picture #43. 

Please report/spread the word. Go “like” now - voting ends at 5pm EST on July 15th.

Thanks!!

XoXO,
LFB and Moxy

DEaR fReNS! PLeAse hELp a biSh wiN a CoNTesT.

Go tEw henrilefrenchie on Instagram aNd “LiKe” nuMBer 43!!!

NuMBer 43 iS mEh - L F B!

If WE wiN (haVe to get uP to nExt rOuNd aND tHeN wiN), biSh wiLL gET a BOw fER mEH tEW wEAr aN biSh abOUt oN hERe.

SeW hELp mEh mAkE fUn oF mEh aNd pLEase gO anD vOTe. VoTing cLOsEs tOMorrow!

Go to HENRILEFRENCHIE on Instagram and “like” picture #43.

Please report/spread the word. Go “like” now - voting ends at 5pm EST on July 15th.

Thanks!!

XoXO,
LFB and Moxy

RagiN buLLdAWg biShes. 

fLy liKe dEr bUttaHfLy 
stiNg liKe dEr LF BEh! 

FLoaT likE dEr LFB I
MeaN … i meaN! fLoAt likE dEr… 

SOrRY fLOAt LiKE dEr buTtAhFLy
FArT likE dEr LF BeH!!

OH wAiT iT bEH…

BLoaT like i aTe lOts o bUttAH eN sTinK lIke dEr bEE daT aTe beaNz!!!!

iM dEr biSh iM dEr biSh 

🎶🎶🎶BaH boo dah bAh boo dAh
baH biddAh buM 🎶🎶🎶🎶
GOnnEr fLy noW!

RagiN buLLdAWg biShes.

fLy liKe dEr bUttaHfLy
stiNg liKe dEr LF BEh!

FLoaT likE dEr LFB I
MeaN … i meaN! fLoAt likE dEr…

SOrRY fLOAt LiKE dEr buTtAhFLy
FArT likE dEr LF BeH!!

OH wAiT iT bEH…

BLoaT like i aTe lOts o bUttAH eN sTinK lIke dEr bEE daT aTe beaNz!!!!

iM dEr biSh iM dEr biSh

🎶🎶🎶BaH boo dah bAh boo dAh
baH biddAh buM 🎶🎶🎶🎶
GOnnEr fLy noW!

saY cHeeZ!

GUEss whEr i LF Be?

IN dis GLoriOUs plaCe fiLLed wiD FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! SO muSh fOOd it bEH caLLed WHOLE fooDz!

thaNks tEW mAh sErVicE daWg (nOt dEr sAMe as tHeripiziN dAg) ID taGs meH LFB keN inFliLtRaTe dER zOnes daT spEciFY NO DAGS. NOt sURe wHy no daWgs buT it bEH one o deM duM humaN ruLz.

reaZUN fER goiNg: MaH bESs biSH sTEfnAY saY dat iT bEH impoRtaNt fER meH tEw deaL wid pLaCEs fiLLed wiD peOpuL eN hiGh sTreSS sitChes eN dER wHOLe FooDz bEH one o dEM sToRes o stRess. YEwd thiNK thaT aLL diS FOOOD wULd maKE evERYbUDDY sMiLey eN buBBLin wiD jOY (liKE meH! SEW musH FOOD in ONE PLACE).

BuT
iN dis sToR daT nOT bEH dER caSe. PEEPs bEH brusHin bY maH fOOd caRT cHARiOT eN hustLIn eN bUsTLIn “I nEED tEW gET THrU tEW gET maH ORGaNIC BEETS!”
“gaNG waY I neeD maH sOY baSED nuTrishNaL saMMicH spREaD!!!”
” waTCH out I neeD tEw get tEw aLL daT CHEEEEZ!!!!”
(CunfessHun: DaT lasT wUn bEH mEH).

WeLL I thinK I passED dER sTress tesT o dEr wHoLe fOODz… OH waiT ! I meaN I dIdnUT pass! I neeD mOaR fOOD sToR pracTicE STAT! MaH fOOd caRT chariOT awaiTs!

I deCLaRe! TeWdAY fEr mEh bEH “stAy in dEr beD SundaY”. 

IT bEH niCe ouT yEw say? WELZ soRry I caiNt hElp whUt dAy it beH.  SEe meH tomoRRy on “mEBBE i wAlK moaNdaY” eN meBBE we go ouT thEn.   BUt fEr noW beD tiMe bisHezzzzz

 EDIT i aDmiT dis bEH uh laMe posT but tHot mAh pictUre bEH cuTe o meH seW I mAde uP sUm biT aBout noT waNtin tEW waLk - wiCH I diDnt! BUt stiLL I voW tEW noT sounD likE dEr brokiN reCord same o saMe o ✋

I deCLaRe! TeWdAY fEr mEh bEH “stAy in dEr beD SundaY”.

IT bEH niCe ouT yEw say? WELZ soRry I caiNt hElp whUt dAy it beH. SEe meH tomoRRy on “mEBBE i wAlK moaNdaY” eN meBBE we go ouT thEn. BUt fEr noW beD tiMe bisHezzzzz

EDIT i aDmiT dis bEH uh laMe posT but tHot mAh pictUre bEH cuTe o meH seW I mAde uP sUm biT aBout noT waNtin tEW waLk - wiCH I diDnt! BUt stiLL I voW tEW noT sounD likE dEr brokiN reCord same o saMe o ✋

HappY fArts o JuLy eVerYboDs!    i mEAn FOURTH!  
EvERybODiE FouRths!   

( mAh gIF teW YEW! i LoV chEw biSHES! )

Ps iT bEH funnY tEw imaGine daT dER louD sOunD o dER exPlodIN fiRe weRKs acTuaLLy BEH 4 o JULy chiLLie cook oFF tooTs

HappY fArts o JuLy eVerYboDs!    i mEAn FOURTH! 

EvERybODiE FouRths!   

( mAh gIF teW YEW! i LoV chEw biSHES! )

Ps iT bEH funnY tEw imaGine daT dER louD sOunD o dER exPlodIN fiRe weRKs acTuaLLy BEH 4 o JULy chiLLie cook oFF tooTs

TEw daY maH beSs biSH sTeFnAY pickEd meH uP eaRLY. MeH LFB thOUt sHirLey wE bEH goiN baCk tEW dER BEACH!

nO wE diD nOT gO ThER. InsTeaD wE weNt tEw dER peTStOR wiCH stiLL bEH preTTy kewL cuz dEr bEH snaX en tReaTs eN BEDs!

thiS sToR haD dEr beDs staCked likE dEr caVE o bEds. siNce I haD dER beaCh eN beaChy oceaN o maH miND I thOUt iT bEH fUN tEW preteNd i bEH dEr snaPpiTY steaLtH serphaNtinE MOrAY EEEEEEEEEEEL!

seE daT biG oLe daWg in dER lasT phoTo? hE be aLL “sQueaL!! EN EEL!”

BuT iT bEH meH!!! L! F! BeeeL!

HaVe fUn ToMoRRY frieNds ON inDepencE thiNKing 4th o JUly!!