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i bE a Dog. U fOLLoW MeH an LeARn AbOUt WhAT I liKe tO dO. Or NOt (iF U ARe A BiSh)

Ask me anything

WhAt chEw taLkin bouT biShes?

MeH? LFB?
SOrry tEW noT bEH poSTin vERry muSh. wiLL rePort moRe adveNturiN sooN!

BLuE sTeeL biSHes!

iT bEH NYC FaSHUN weeK!

CeRtaiNlY onE o deM faShUn desigNers haS deciDeD daT sHoRT eN roUn ouTfiTs aRE IN fEr 2015. WHo cOuLd modeL suCh ouTfiTs?? WHy, MEH, LFB! ATTensHUn desiGnERs!! I bEh cUrreNtLy oN-caLL tEw (vErry sLowLy) waLk dER ruNwaY!

GUess wHaT fReNz

UNicOrNs. DEy dEW exisT.  ThO nOt iN dER sHaPe o dER bEauTifUL hOrsE liKE yEW imaGine.  RaTHer, dER unicORn bEH dER rOun shaPE o dER squisHy bulldOg 

SEe pRooF phOtO aBOv: UnbeliEvaBULL.

GUess wHaT fReNz

UNicOrNs. DEy dEW exisT. ThO nOt iN dER sHaPe o dER bEauTifUL hOrsE liKE yEW imaGine. RaTHer, dER unicORn bEH dER rOun shaPE o dER squisHy bulldOg

SEe pRooF phOtO aBOv: UnbeliEvaBULL.

FreNz!

IT LF bEH dEr hoLidaY weeKeND!

I knO daT fER dis laBER daY loNg weeKenD daT sUm o yEW maY bEH goiN caMpiNg. EN iF YEW aR goiN oN diS caMpin, i kNO fRUm dER naTuRE TVee chaNNEL daT yEW neeD tEW WATCHOUT FER deM BEARS!

IFFiN yEW dEW eNcOUnTEr dER beaR eN diS beaR aTTaCKs yEW. YeW maY waNT tEW reFEr tEW maH phOToZ aBuv tEW geT dER picTure oN hoW tEW deaL wiD dis ATTACKIN bEAR.

FiRsT: BiTE HIM!

SeConD: iN dER FACE

ThiRd: puLL dER fOaMy pLUsH fLuFF daT bearS aRE maDE oF oUT o hIM!

FouRTH: tHrOW daT sOmNabiSH tEW der FLOOr!

FIfTh: oNcE dER fOaM fLuFF bEH oUT o hiM eN he bEH on dEr fLoor, dER beaR wiLL bEH saD.

SiXtH: taKe dER naP wiD dER bEaR wHO nOw bEH saD eN wANNu bEH fRenz wiD yEw

HaVe dEr grEAT eN saFE holiDay weeKeND fReNz!!

FRenZ! IT bEH naTioNaL daWg daY!

IN hoNOr o dEr dAy (dAt bEH aLmost oVEr) meH LFB waNted tEW giVe a dAWG daY POST siNce i bEH dER daWg.

FER diS NaTiOnaL daWg daY mEH! LFB! PrOudLY weaR diS hOTdaG cosTUme! SiNce dER hOTdaG bEH a USA natIoNaL pasTimE fOOD.

EN wHUt beH a grEAT waY tEW paSs dER tiME on dER naTioNaL daWG daY? EATin dEM daWGS! DER hOTdAGs daT is, noT eATiN meH, a daWG, eVen tHo i lOoK delisHUs.

OK I wiLL eNjOY maH lasT hOurS o maH daY! YeW deW dER samE!

HIdY TheR fRenz!

SORry tEW bE sEw aBscent thEse pAst weeKs. I bEen on dEr sUmmertiMe hiAtus dEWin diS eN dAt.

I KennOt reVeaL eXaCtLy wHUt bUt I kEn teLL yeW diS:

FREnz! urBaN leGeNd hAs iT dAt sumEtimeS, eVery noW en aGin, yEw kEn spOt dEr mySterioUs eN eLuSive pygmeH hiPPo floaTin eN swiMmin aRound in dEr fountAins o CenTraL pArk. IF yEr a loCal, yeW maY knO diS PYGMEH HIPPO O CENTRAL PARK loRe (like dEr loCkneSs monSter o loCkneSs leGend.). en iF yEr a visiTor, yEw mAy bE entiCed tEw go oN a PYGMEH HIPPO O CENTRAL PARK SCAVENJUR HUNT!

LOok cloSely fReNz, yEw mAy bEH lucKy eNuf tEw sEe meH. I meAn IT!

HOw dO fRenz!

WeLL FRenZ!

IT bEH maH BIRFDAY!!!!!πŸŽ‚πŸŽˆπŸŽ‚πŸŽˆπŸŽ‚πŸŽˆπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ˜„πŸΆπŸŽˆπŸŽ‚πŸ—πŸ”πŸ—πŸŽ‰

HaPPY biRthdaY TEW MEH! LFB!

i tiTLe diS poSt:

DEr pRinceSs eN dER pEe

WHy dis titLe?

I chOOse diS titLe beCuZ maH Bday wiSh bEH tEW stAy iN dER bEd ALLLLLLLLL dER mORNin eN aLLLLL dER daY sLeePin likE dEr sLeePin bEauTY pResHus priNcEss. BUT. DaNG i gOTtA PEE!

ALsEW I bEH 2! 2 yeaRs oLd 2 Day!!
…..EN pRob goTTa dEW thaT 2 oUTdErSiDE tEw

πŸŽ‚πŸŽˆLFB BD! πŸŽπŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽˆ!!

YeaH biSHes! 

IT bEH dER weeKeNd!

aiR guitAr aiR guiTar!  

HEre bEh yER TGif

YeaH biSHes!

IT bEH dER weeKeNd!

aiR guitAr aiR guiTar!

HEre bEh yER TGif

Muh mUh muh meH Muh mUh muh meH Muh mUh muh meH Muh mUh muh meH Muh mUh muh meH

Poo-poo-pOOp-poker faCe, p-pOO poKer faCe (MuH muH mUh mah) Poo-pOo-p-poKer face, pOO- p-poKer faCe (MuH mUH muH mah)

tWinS TuesdaY! LOOkIT meH! LaDy DoGa! Lady gaGa! Who bEH wHO???? SeW sEw haRd tEw teLL.

FReNz!

DiS pAsst weeK dEr hAs bEen quiTe uh fEw inquiRieS as tEw iF dEr top pHoto fRUm humansofnewyork bEH mEh! LFB!

FReNz whiLe dEr bEH meNNy similAritieS beTween mEh LFB eN dEr top pHoto buLLdAWg. DEr bEH onE SPECIFIC diFfErence.

I BEH UH GIRL !!!!!!!!

ALSew. MeH LFB wULd neVer puLL forWaRd.

IT wuLda beeN aWesUM iF daT werE meH thO. CePt fER thE haVin dER peNis paRt.